Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Kids flying the coop...

Can I come along?
Why does my teenager get to have all the fun?
All I want is to visit McGill for a parents' weekend, stay for a few years, and practice my french.
What could be wrong with that?

I fancy having a patron. Someone who would underwrite the cost of me completing degree after degree until I exhaust my parched brain.

Education is wasted on 18-year-olds.
I promise, I would NEVER skip a class. At $20k a year, wouldn't each lecture be worth, say, $120.00??